are you A-R-D?
find out of your ard enough
whats your name?
Rupert, Bernard, Derrick
Sam, Matt, Tom
Tyrone, Connor, Chris
Luke, Rick, Elliot
Max, Sean, Ben
How many facebook friends do you have?
how cool do you class yourself to be?
im a jedi
i am the coolest out the coolest
i is proper ard blud
how much do your friends like you?
they think i am a big-headed arogant prick
they all love me
they think im not cool enough for them
they think im alright
they all hate me
how annoying do you think you are?
im annoying in a good way
does anyone talk to you?
YES, of course, what kinda question is this?
only if they want something from me
if someones talks to me i punch them
no one talks to me, i like to be by myself
i only talk using mind powers
last but not least, how much do you like yourself?
i like most aspects of me, but i would change some
im too cool to like myself
i love myself more than my mum, girlfriend and gran put together
i hate myself
i like my dress style, but i need to shave my beard