How SNAPE Are You? =DD

Everybody loves a grouchy old bitch. But does everyone know how to BE one? Take this quiz not to find out well-kept secrets and delve into the inner *ahem* me, but to figure out how Snape you are. =DD!

1 A woman with a patchwork quilt wrapped around her comes up to you and starts chatting you up before dropping the blanket, revealing:-
2 Your spectacularly foolish boss gave you a day off to "think about" what you've "done". What do ya do?
3 What is your biggest regret?
4 A silly quiz tells you it has to have five questions to be reliable. You:
5 After that, you find you have FINALLY got to the end of an irritating quiz. You: