You: Grrr, oh I so DIDN'T see that coming! *Ravishes*
You: *PushesAway* My only love is for a ginger bitch who ditched me in secondary school, so... yesh. Piss orf plezsch.
You: What the- ok. I have no time for this, and quite frankly, I don't care about your Botoxed face and blown-up bosom, so if you please, leave me to my work. Thank you. Goodbye.
You: *IgnoresHer* *UnderBreath* Right, one detention for Potter, twenty points from Gryffindor, and sixty essays on bezoars to be marked tonight- what? Who are you and why are you naked? ... Oh..right then... *GoesBackToWork*
You: This is getting out of hand...I'm warning you...First warning...Second warning...Alright, that's it. Avada Kedavra!!
You: Who are you and why are you naked? Cherie Snapey Hinds? Hmm...great name... Too young, but...meh. *JumpsIntoBed*
You: Fifty thousand million trillion points from...what house are you? Oh..well, fifty thousand million trillion points from wherever you happen to gain points!
You: What do you mean, UST? The only UST I know of occurs between Potter and a certain Slytherin nemesis, so come no closer!
You: *LooksUpFromWork* Oh woah...*BrandishesStickOffDumbledore* You Shall Not PASSS!!!!!