would you, could you ,have you?
I want to find out your thoughts, theories, and confessions>>:)
would you,could you have you ever driven a tractor
would you, could you,have you ever eaten something disgusting
My own food
would you, could you , have you been in the popular press?
yes I was a page three model
No I am too classy for that.
would you, could you, have you ever pretended to be a marine biologist?
Yes! I am a marine biologist
no I am scared of water.
would you, could you,have you ever stolen sweeties off a child?
Yes! all the time!.
No - I am diabetic/am on a diet/don't like sweets.
would you, could you,have you ever gone to work still drunk from the night before?
Of course! all the time.
only when I wasn't driving into work- don't want to break the law now do I ?
would you, could you, have you ever kept maggots warm under your tongue?
only when I was fishing in the cold.
No! I might want to snog some random person!.
would you, could you have you fallen asleep at the wheel?
Yes!- it was a water wheel.
No I fell asleep in the car park and found myself at home without remembering the journey.
would you could you have you ever sang karaoke naked?
I could if you wanted me to.
I would if you paid me enough.
would you, could you have you lied about your quiz answers.
All the time.
I am an honest citizen and choose only to ever tell the truth.
would you, could you, have you ever had the urge to pay my mortgage for a year?
Oh I would be honoured!
only if I can live with you.
would you, could you ,have you made a can of condensed milk explode?
Yes! Yes! yes! It was uuber fun
I simply cannont answer that question on the grounds it may result in prosecution.