would you, could you ,have you?

I want to find out your thoughts, theories, and confessions>>:)

1 would you,could you have you ever driven a tractor
2 would you, could you,have you ever eaten something disgusting
3 would you, could you , have you been in the popular press?
4 would you, could you, have you ever pretended to be a marine biologist?
5 would you, could you,have you ever stolen sweeties off a child?
6 would you, could you,have you ever gone to work still drunk from the night before?
7 would you, could you, have you ever kept maggots warm under your tongue?
8 would you, could you have you fallen asleep at the wheel?
9 would you could you have you ever sang karaoke naked?
10 would you, could you have you lied about your quiz answers.
11 would you, could you, have you ever had the urge to pay my mortgage for a year?
12 would you, could you ,have you made a can of condensed milk explode?