What kind of Douche Bag are you?
are you a jock? nerd? emo? prep? take this quiz to find out!
a man walks up to you and brushes your arm. what do you do?
say wtf man, my life blows.
tell him to back off and if he does it again punch him in the face.
i dont leave my house. are you crazy?
shoot that muther fucker and walk away.
look at him and say "ehhh look out man"
you see a naked girl on the computer what happens next?
you think nothing of it and proceed to browse myspace.
you dont use the computer cause computers are for nerds.
you say "dang shes a fine piece of ass" and start to pretend shes real
you talk shit about her and say how you have been with girls 10 times hotter than her
you look at her, nod, then finish persuing the girl you like.
3 kids try to mug you. what do you do?
let them then go home and tell your mom how much of a bitch she is.
call over your friends and beat the living shit out of them.
let them, go home and act like nothing happened.
stab all three of them and steal their money.
pick up a wooden stake and say "lets dance pussies"
your teacher tries to sell you drugs outside of school... you say ...
dude, so not cool man. fucking conformist
no way dont want to hurt my perfect body
im going to report you to the principal!
how much. ill take it
i only do hardcore drugs, like meth.
zombies have always been attacking, ever since Obama became president
zombies arent real...
you huddle in your closet with your tennis racket and wait for them to come to you.
you load your pistol and walk outside
you grab your wooden baseball bat and a shotgun, jump out your top floor window into the hordes of undead and finish what you started
football tryout are in 2 days! and you dont have a jock strap!!!
its okay i have no balls to protect
oh shit, guess ill have to use my friends
ill never make the team
tshk fuck football
you quickly fashion once from the school lunch tray, a piece of string, and a pencil. your all set
you find a razor on the ground?
give it to him^
throw it away
use it to snort your cocaine
bite down on it and say you cant feel the pain!