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Do You Have Major Balls?
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Do You Have Major Balls?
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Your school is having a dance, and your friends want you to come. What do you do?
Gee, I don't know guys... will girls be there?
DANCE?! WHAT THE FUCK IS DANCING!? I MOSH!
Fuck dancing. Its for fags anyhow.
I'm playing video games right now, call me later.
Yeah man, lets go.
Some guy stole an old lady's purse. What do you do?
Yell "STOP" but don't actually do anything.
Call the police.
Think up a solution, but realize that he already escaped.
Chase him on foot, then when he threatens to kill the old lady, lay off.
Get in you car, drive full speed towards him, and run him over. Then take money out of the purse and give the purse to the Old Lady.
Terrorists have taken your school hostage. What do you do?
Cower underneath your desk.
Think of ways to get out of that situation.
Grab the nearest blunt object you can find, lure one of the terrorists to you, then beat him to death, steal his gun, kill other terrorists.
Crawl out of your classroom window, call the police from outside the building.
Try to be a hero and kill one of the terrorists, but get knocked out/killed.
Some guy tries to sell you crack cocaine. He's not letting you leave without buying. What do you do?
Take that knife hes pointing at me, break his arm, and shove that knife up his ass. Call police for clean-up.
Say "I'm sorry, are you pointing that knife at ME?". When he nods, you grab his hand, and it bursts into flames. Take the crack, shovel it into his mouth until he's sure to OD.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO!?
"I'll call the police dude, dont knife me bro!"
Try to steal knife, but get shanked.
What do you listen to?
Faggot Disney Shit (your a queer if you pick this.)
You tell the people at school about you liking Metal, and they stereotype it endlessly and tease you during lunches. What do you do.
Tell them to shove their opinion up their ass, or you'll do it for them.
Go home and cry about it (You're an emo faggot if you do this)
Make a mom joke about a particularly queer-looking fellow in the group and leave.
Find one of them after school alone, break their teeth, put a piece of metal in their mouth and say "TASTE THE METAL"
Walk away angrily.
It's the apocalypse, all Hell's fury has been unleashed on Earth. What do you do?
Grab a gun, a few cans of chili, and hole up until it all blows over.
Ride out in your Gran Torino killing demons with your .44 Call while blasting "In Your Face" on your car stereo.
Save people and kill demons all at the same time.
Make a piano wire noose, put your head through it, put superglue on your hands, stick hands on face, dry, kick back stool, and you've ripped your own head off!
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