Just fucking take the bastard quiz!
You're walking along the street and see an elderly woman lying face down in the road with no-one around for miles...Do you...
Notice she has a fair bit of cash on her, she's probably dead anyway might as well put the money to good cause
Take advantage of the situation by gingerly raising your hand up her 1940's dress while inhaling that werther's original scent
Flap your arms continuously for a bit, attempt to perform CPR but make matters so much worse by caving in her chest, possibly puncturing her lung
Immediately call for help on your phone, and stay with until the ambulance arrives
Your friend is in financial trouble, he's got two days to pay his bills or he'll be evicted, he needs £250 but has forgotten he lent you £320 last year that you still owe him...Do you...
Don't mention the £320, yeah he's alright but he's not worth £320! Fuck him!
Tell him you'll pay the bill only if he watches you stroke your nipples while wearing a corset with a peacock feather up your arse
Tell him to squat in his flat, which he does, and then the police are called and he resists arrest and they end up shooting the poor bastard!
Give him £350, he deserves a little extra for not asking for it back
Another friend is in a different dilemma, he suspects his girlfriend of 7 years is having an affair...Do you...
Quickly leave the country because if he works out it was you he'll fucking kill you
The mere mention of sex has sent you into a frenzy and you desperately need relief, make an excuse and go to the toilet to furiously jerk off
Offer no advice to the man but make an inappropriate joke, to which he starts crying...Nice going chump!
console him, tell him if he has these doubts he should take them directly to his girlfriend to sort them out
It's 7am and lo and behold a middle aged Christian woman is at your door trying to convert you...Do you...
Luckily your holding a cup of freshly made boiling hot tea...so thow it in her face and tell her "the power of science repels you"
Invite her in, you don't give a fuck about religion but you're hoping if you say you love Jesus she'll suck you off
Say hello Mildred it's me, how are you, I didn't see you at church this Sunday was everything okay?
Favourite Historical/Famous person?