how long would you survive against vampires

see who is the best of the best and who is the nerd with vampire movies ...only the best of the best will survive...ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

1 what is your weapon of choice?
2 what will your nickname be
3 what will your defensive plan be?
4 what will your explosive be?
5 how many people will you have in your survivers colony
6 how often will you relocate your base