The quiz thats so easy, ITS HARD!!!

Questions that are so retardedly easy, that it makes them seem hard?

1 If a plain crashes on the boarer of Canada and U.S.A, Where do you bury the survivors?
2 How did the retard get across the party?
3 Okay so your a monkey and you see two bananas, then 3 more come, and 256 fall, and 2,184 come back! What is the color of the monkey's eyes?
4 Brothers and sisters i have none, this mans father is my fathers son...... Who is this person?
5 If 2 sharks is here, and 4 are there, and then 1 is here, and 2 are there, How many sharks are here?