What would you do if you had a talking ass? :)

I don't know, what would you do?

1 How many times do you call your bf/gf in a day?
2 There's an empty box in the corner, what do you do?
3 You find out your friend is dating her/his crush, what do you do?
4 Favorite Food?
5 A famous celebrity chills at your house for the week, what should you do?
6 What do you like to do?
7 Favorite type of dog?