You Will Never Pass This Quiz


1 A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator - or if it was raining that day - he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment. Can you explain why?
2 How far can a dog run into woods?
3 Divide 60 by a half and add 10
4 A square house has a south facing window on each side. A bear walks past. What color is the bear?
5 What is half of a quarter of a tenth of 400
6 How many "f"s in "fifty fistfuls of flowers for the Queen of Sheba" ?
7 Johnny's mother has 3 children. The first is named April, the second is named May. What is the 3rd named?
8 Take 5 eggs from 9 eggs. How many do you have?
9 How many birthdays does an average man have?
10 how long did the 100's war go on for?
11 What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?
12 Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.
13 A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come?