How Mentally Insane are you?

select yes to what applies to you

1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
2 You have ran into a glass/screen door.
3 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
4 You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
5 You have run into a tree/bush.
6 You have been called a blond even though ur not blond.
7 How many have applied to you so far?
8 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
9 You just tried to lick your elbow.
10 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
11 You just sang them to make sure.
12 You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Also know as tripping on a flat surface)
13 You have choked on your own spit.
15 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
16 You type with three fingers or less.
17 You have accidentally caught something on fire and got scared of it and droped it on the grass
18 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
19 You have caught yourself drooling.