whats the chance you can eat a full elephant

some cool shit

1 if you hit a horse with a car wht do you do?
2 a lion eats the last eggo what do you do
3 your watching a movie but the person in front has a big hat on so you cant see what do you do?
4 your feeding your cat and you see a brick in your umbrella what do you do?
5 you bought the tostitos never ending bag of chips and a salamander stole them and ran a way what do you do?