How sick are you?

Find out how sick you are in the head by answering a coupla questions...

1 After taking a dump do you..?
2 If you saw an old lady fall over head first would you..?
3 If you saw your parents going for it would you..?
4 If you were taking your dog for a walk and it stated squatting would you..?
5 if you saw some pizza left out since last week would you..?
6 if you ran over a possum would you..?
7 If you had a booga in your nose would you..?