How sick are you?
Find out how sick you are in the head by answering a coupla questions...
After taking a dump do you..?
flush then look
look then flush
go grab a mate to show him the prize winning masterpiece
If you saw an old lady fall over head first would you..?
go pick her back up again
laugh and ask if shes ok
laugh and help her up while taking her purse
walk up and fart on her then run away laughing
laugh then pick her up just so you can drop her again
If you saw your parents going for it would you..?
throw up and run too your room crying
walk out feeling disturbed
yell at them for not locking the door
grab ya phone out and snap a picture
If you were taking your dog for a walk and it stated squatting would you..?
look away and fish out your plastic bag
watch to see whats coming out then leave when finished
cheer your dog along "Go Boy Go!!"
get down and squeeze your dog so he goes faster and laugh
if you saw some pizza left out since last week would you..?
hold your nose and chuck it in the bin
leave it there and hope someone else cleans it up
chuck it in the microwave it'll be sweet
just eat it ..its only ppizza
blend it all up and make a smoothie
if you ran over a possum would you..?
drive on and hope hes gone to heaven
laugh and add points to the tally
stop and go check out the aftermath
Reverse back over it a few times then get out and take a photo
stop grab it and take it home for your bolonaise
If you had a booga in your nose would you..?
go find a tissue
sniff it back up to where it came from
just leave it there
see if your tounge can reach it
pick it out roll it up and aim for your partners head