How likely is it that you will contract swine flu?

Find out what chance you have of getting swine flu. 100% accurate. Guaranteed. Not even kidding.

1 Have you eaten any pig product in the past month?
2 How often do you shower?
3 How many people do you know that have had or currently have swine flu?
4 Choose which clothing would best protect you from infection.
5 You are thirsty, you: