How much does Ben like you?
Probably alot! But just to be sure, answer some questions....
How beautiful am I?
You're friken' hideous. ew.
I think you're totally gorgeous!
Well I like your manly chest anyway.
You are.. not quite ugly.
Would you tell me your middle name if I asked, or would you be a cheeky bugger about it?
Sure I'd tell you, no secrets from you!
Well, most likely I'd make you take your shirt off or something, then I'd tell you
Depends.. Will you tell me yours? ;-)
No.. You might giggle at me..
If I asked politely to let me lay down on your tummy out in a bright grassy field on a beautiful fall day to watch clouds roll by, what would your response be closest too?
Ew no your hair would get stuck in my lungs
Well, assuming you didn't lay anyplace offensive, maybeeee..
SURE I am your slave for life lay where ever!!!!
Ok, if I can lay on yours for awhile afterwards :-)
Lets say it's really late at night, we're chatting online, and I say something really really dirty about you switching places with a cat in my bed, how do you react?
Tell me that I've gone to far, you're offended, and then sign off and hide.
Tell me that it really wasn't funny, please don't do it again.
Laugh your bottocks off and tell me something worse
Tell me you've heard dirtier, and that you found it pretty funny
If I said "Hey, lets cheer wildly if we see a car with every seat in use go by!", Would you..
Say "Yeah, lets do this!"
Say "I don't want to cheer at strangers.."
Say "Why? That just means they're using the least amount of gas to get the most people where they want to go"
Say "That's quite a wonderful idea, I'm going to do that forever now!!"