How will you survive in a zombie apocolypse?

How will you pull through during a zombie apocolypse. This could be crutial information (because there might even be one tomorrow). *Caution Graphic Pictures*

1 What would you do if zombies were chasing you?
2 Weapon of choice?
3 Who would you call for help?
4 Perferable Shoes?
5 Extra Items?
6 Best Snack?
7 FINAL QUESTION! If you were going to have a base (fort type area), where would it be?