How much of a dick are you?

A lovely quiz to show you just how much of an utter dick you really are

1 How long do you take to choose a meal at a Restraunt
2 You are most likely to say which of the following:
3 Are you gage coleman?
4 Which of the following do you like most?
5 How often do you get into arguments
6 Ninjas or Pirates?
7 Do you pop your collar?
8 Have you ever cheated on anybody?