How Funny R U?
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How many jokes do you tell per day?
A few one-liners, but not much.
I live for telling jokes!
Everything I say is a one-liner!
I tell a few... but mostly to family or close friends.
None, humour is immature.
Jokes? What are jokes?
I'm the average person: I tell jokes or one-liners if they come to mind during the day.
2, I live by a strict schedule!
A few here and there but I don't count em'.
I tell jokes if anyone is around to hear them.
How many friends do you have?
Too many! I am the boss!
A few, I normally stick to a small group of individuals.
1 really close friend.
If you include Facebook, it's more than a thousand!
Yeah, I hang around with random people during the day.
None, i'm to shy.
None! People are idiots!
A few close friends.
Only my family, but their pretty cool.
Only my girlfriend/boyfriend, but that's all I need.
Favourite soft drink? (Remember that does not include alchohol or juice)
None, I hate soft drinks.
How do you look? Good looking, ugly, drop dead sexy, etc...
Drop dead sexy
I'm actually not bad looking
Kinda ugly actually...
I wear a paper bag over my face.
I'm not answering that.
If a man walked up to you, when you were in a dark alley, what would you do?
Tell him a joke to break the ice
I wouldn't be in a dark alley.
Make sure your knife is hidden but in hand, and act casual. If he attacks then give him heck!
Ignore him and walk away
Yell at the man: "Hey look an eagle!" and run away while the man is distracted.
Tell the man to move back, this is your turf.
Act friendly and welcome him because everyone's your friend.
When you see someone knew in school, what do you do?
Ignore him, if he's friendly he'll come to you.
Put on a smile and befriend him, you were once the new kid in school.
Invite him to hangout with you and break the ice with jokes
Rally up your friends and make fun of the new kid!
Talk to the new kid and get to know them.
Nothing, your to shy.
Nothing. You hate people!
What is your main emotion?
Sad and depressed, life sucks.
Happy and upbeat! Life is smiling on you!
Shy... no one even notices me.
Crazy! Life is a party!
Angry, people can screw themselves, I hate life!
Caring, understanding, and kind; you love helping others
Funny, smiling, and joking; jokes are the only story worth telling
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Happiness, joy, and an upbeat attitude!
Good looks, charisma, and kindness.
Sad, depressing, and angry.
Quietness, laid back, and cute.
Loyalty, good sense of humour, and friendlyness.
Silliness, randomness, and craziness!
What best describes your family?
Huge, chaotic, and fun to be with at the holidays!
Small, caring, and a place where I feel secure.
Average sized, very angry, and people are always fighting.
Quaint, quiet, and clean.
Small, only one child, yet loving.
I don't have a family to call my own :(
Funny, cheerful, and upbeat.
Favourite genre of book, tv show, or movie?
Dark, creepy, and horror.
Funny, comical, feel good movie/book/Tv show.
Intense, emotional, drama.
Action, adventure, romance.
Relationships, romance, slight humour.
Mockumentary or Spoof.
Thriller, mystery, drama.
None of the above.
All of the above :)
Last Question: Favourite colour???