How well do you know Comrade Koczur?

How well do you know A.J. Koczur... NOTE: SIDE EFFECTS OF QUIZ INCLUDE: NAUSEA, INDIGESTION, DIARRHEA, LYMPHATIC CYSTS, ANAL CYSTS, AIDS, DEATH, OR WORSE SIDE EFFECTS. IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THESE PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN IMMEDIATELY.

1 What does A.J. stand for?
2 What famous event happened closest to A.J.'s birthday?
3 Were A.J. to worship a god... which of these ridiculous gods would I most likley worship?
4 Finish this scentence: WHAT... DO YOU ________
5 If you were to present the following foods to A.J. which one would he most likley eat whole?
6 Which of the following describes A.J.
7 Which of the following stereotyped groupss does A.J. find the most funny?
8 You have just been informed that the majestic forklift is an endangered species through your TV... How do you respond???