How Random are you?

This quiz is for the random people. SALTED CRACKERS!

1 Pick One. NOW!!!!
2 Rainbow?
3 Subliminal messages
4 A guy with green hair walks up to you _ and says "Hello im...." then gets shot with a musket and doesnt die but he is left speechless fpr like 4 hours what would i do?
5 About this H1N1 Flu virus
6 Whats the Derivative of Sinx?
7 Choose a vegetable!
8 When i say TOTAL what pops up in your mind?