How good a friend r u 2 me?

How good a friend r u?

1 Will u still be my friend if I shave my head bald? (B Honest)
2 Will you be my friend if I'm mentally/phisically retarded?
3 Will you come to my funeral if I die before you?
4 If u have a bf/gf, will u still have time for me?
5 Will u cancel ur plans if I'm in the hospital suffering?
6 If I'm absent for classes or meetings take down notes for me ok?
7 Will u come for my wedding?