Where the heck did you put your hat?
You've lost your ruddy bloody hat, where is it?
Where were you born
On the roof of my fathers boat house with Jeremy the midwife.
I wasn't born, I was made from plasticene by midgets and jews.
In a hospital... I think, my memory is hazy
Where the fuck do you think I was born, in a fucking zoo.
You better ask my bloody mother cos I damn straight up forget.
Piss off you hobo
What's your fave' cheese?
I don't likes no pissing cheese you knob.
I am a fan of a light mozarella, perhaps buffalo...
Roquefort cheese is cool but I prefer crack.
Cheese, cheese, cheese, CHEESE, CHEESE! Yeah I like all cheese.
Cheddar, blates you cont.
I like only three things in life; grapes, feathers and of course great big hairy buttocks.
If you met a man wearing sunglasses and a sombrero what would you presume his name is?
Johnathon the monkey fiend
Shut up you bastarding knob, his name is Gary
What's a Sombrero? But I guess Cabbage Harold
Cooooool a freakin' Sombrero, I'd eat that shit. Joe Knobbleobble
There are two tutrles trapped in a shed, the shed is on Fucking fire. Which you gonna save blood?
Neither, I'm having Roast Turtle.
Try and save both, fail and all of us die.
Throw one through the window, kick the other, it said your sister was a dick.
Neither is wearing a hat, do a wee on them.
Some guy tells you that you are going to die in 30 mins, what do you do?
Tell him to piss the fuck off and leave you to your Cadbury Roses.
Shout nonsense at him until he melts.
Quickly approach Asia and tell it to stop what it is doing and give you some muesli.
Who the frick is this guy, tell him you want money for the train home.
Call you parents, explain why you never said you loved them then find a goat, do a shit on the goat.
Start a fight with some non-hat-wearing fuckface.
There are three hats; discuss.
One hat is for Richard, he likes hats. The other two are for dessert.
High hat, low hat. There's the hat.
My hat is my life, I killed a man for it, I drop kicked his face.
So, you're hanging out with your homies and one of them declares he has been self harming, what do you say?
Hah, you silly arse, stop it.
Oh, thats a shame, here have a hat.
Sorry, do I know you?... you rubbish tit
Get out of my fooking shop you knob.
Here, give me that razor, that's not even funny.
Dude, that's not nice, here have a nacho...you like hats?
Rabbit or Hare or Gellatine?
Get out of my face vinegar-tits.
Eat my shoe, EAT IT!
Whistle whistle whistle whistle....piss off Roger
Sacrafice a Virgin...Kill a shrew, wipe your nose on a Hare
Rabbits, coz they makes the good hats, see.