how random are you

its to see if you are random or not

1 Blargh?
2 no no no said the dad to the son
3 hey det of the couch your to ugly
4 if you see a dog and you run it over what do u do
5 if you got a dog what would you call it
6 silence I eat you
7 seaside
8 burger and chips
9 whats the meaning of life