ARE YOU the weirdest??!

this quiz is for brock allen and lexi barillaro... p.s...lexi's weirder

1 how would you introduce yourself to a drunk squirrel...
2 so a spoon decides to shove himself down your MOTHERS throat ....what do you do?
3 your bf/gf cheats on you.. what do you do
4 if you were dead...but your cat was alive.. and your cat wanted to kill himself.. but you loved him too much whats the outcome of this situation?
5 whats you're favorite number?
6 whats you're favorite animal noise
7 what is a tranlobutacularistic reeflandiblo