ARE YOU the weirdest??!
this quiz is for brock allen and lexi barillaro... p.s...lexi's weirder
how would you introduce yourself to a drunk squirrel...
kick him in the face for drinking... what a little fuck
makeout with him
cut off his little limbs and melt some cheese on his little brain and call him you're BESTEST buddy in the whole wide world
ask him where his booze is at and to hand it over..
run up trees with him
why would i even do such a thing?
uhm like ew... squirrels are ugly descusting animals...
yo wudd up
run up to him and plant him on you're shoulder like a PARROT and tell him stories about you're life as a firemen and hope he loves you back
so a spoon decides to shove himself down your MOTHERS throat ....what do you do?
eat some soup
bend the spoon with you're mind... then explode from the mind power and then just die
smoke some drugs to make the whole situation seem not as fucked up as it really was.. plant a different spoon in her hand.. you dont want your friend mr. spoon to go to jail
go grab my dog and take a trip to candyland...CHARLIEEEE lets go to candy mountain....
this quiz if so stupid
this could never happen... so i'd do nothing
cry and murder the shit out of the spoon
probably grab a fork and put it down my throat and be like hayyy were cutlery together I LOVE FOOD...we might die though
your bf/gf cheats on you.. what do you do
probably.. call aladdin...
go in through their window and burn them alive and then sell their charred body parts for money to go on a new date
WHAT the shit......that would never happen
go play with duckies.. there cute
punch them in the face
plan some hardcore PAYBACK to embarass the shit out of them
eat there family alive like a cannibal and make them watch it ALL GO DOWN
if you were dead...but your cat was alive.. and your cat wanted to kill himself.. but you loved him too much whats the outcome of this situation?
like .....i don't really have a physical relationship with my cat.. im sorry.. but i like to kill cats...
if my brain didn't hurt from these questions i would answer
kraft dinner and ketchup
i like panda's i dont care about cats or you for that matter
RAWRRRRR I EAT CATS FUCK YOU
what the fuck are you talking about
i think i just puked in my mouth
come back from the dead and kill that bitch
it comes out like rainbows and happy faces... and crack ...and babies... and your mom ..in my BED. what? WHAT? MOOOFASSSAAA
whats you're favorite number?
whats you're favorite animal noise
cluck you fucking chicken fuck...tool
the sound that FISH MAKE
ALIGATORRRRR...wait is that a noise?
what is a tranlobutacularistic reeflandiblo
a transformer that hasn't been NAMED YET
a hand puppet ..?
a pet rock that doesn't pee on your carpet!
blender that speaks to you
NOT A WORD
your stupid..and so is that none existent word
a cat from africa
one of those things you use to convince people to do what you want to do... and then forget about it after.. and steal their money... what?