What kind of goat are you? XD
Find out what kind of goat you are :D
if you saw someone of the opposite sex trying to break into your bedroom what would u say to him/her?
you think " hmm this guy/chick could love me"
you throw a cake at them
you start to jack off immediately thinking of what to do
"hmm get out or i ll call the cops"
you would stay quiet and se what that person does
you take your clothes off and approach to them
you dont say anything you hide from them
you say to them "i ll forgive you if we talk about goats"
you see chris crocker walking down the street you would...
tell him you love him
think "what a poor guy"
wonder "who the fuck is he?"
ask him out
try to avoid bumping into him
run up to him and talk about goats
you are asked to take care of a baby, you....
tell them lovely tales
tell them jokes
dont care its a baby and you start to think of porn
stare at the baby every 10 seconds
try to find out what their parents do
expect the mother/father of the baby to love you after talking care of his/her child
dont dare touch the baby and you stay away from them
stay with the baby but u dont do anything you just think about goats even if the baby poops him/herself or is crying
you hear a couple fucking each other, you....
think.. aww how cute
say "ohh this is hawt" and think of dirty things
think "hmm its not correct to be here i ll leave"
break into their house and watch them fuck XD
go find someone immediately to fuck with
you gasp and run away
think that they are two goats mating
you see two people fighting what aould you do?
tell them "hey be friends guys"
tell them "keep fighting, and kick your asses!"
jack off and watch
separate them telling them that its not correct
stay there wondering who will win
tell them "he who wins will make out with me"
run off scared
imagine them as two goats fighting
someone cames up to you and asks you for money, you
say to them " aww sweetie i dont have money but we can go out"
u say to them "bitch please!"
jack off and ejaculate on his/her face
give away some of your money
ask them why they want money
touch their balls/pussy and tell them that you ll give them the money as long as he/she fucks you first
say u dont have money and ask them to stay away
say "i ll give you money only if we talk about goats" =)
they invite you to a party but u dont wanna go what would your excuse be?
i have to stay with my gf/bf
i cant go , i m watching porn
i m very tired
i just dont want to go
i have stuff to do but tell me who is going to be there
i m not going cuz... i m hanging with some chicks/dudes tonight
i m afraid of going
i want to stay with my goat
you go to your brother/sisters house and you see your nephew jacking off in his/her bedroom , you
say to him : aww look for a girl and stop jacking off sweetie
say to him :keep jacking off i ll take you a picture and upload it to youtube
say to him : ohh this is hawt i m gonna jack off with you too :D
say to him : dont do that in your mom/dad s bedroom do it in the badroom
dont say anything to him you stay there without him knowing .. watching him
say : hmmm sexy
u cover you innocent eyes
offer him : hey i wont report you to your mom/dad if we talk about goats :D
someone wants to make out with you ... you ..
kiss her/him passionately
lick him/her everywhere
kiss him/her back and jack off atm
kiss him/her back but with some conditions
wonder first why he/she wants to kiss you
kiss him/her back and touch his/er genitals
avoid the kiss
dont kiss her/him till they talk about goats first
what do u do after taking a shower?
put clothes on you
think of what will happen the next day
touch yourself thinking of chicks/dudes
go to bed immediately
think of goats