What Kind Of Zenab Are You?
This Quiz Will Tell You What Type Of Zenab You Are
You are attacked by a big built woman twice your age, instead of running away, what do you do?
You greet people by one of the following
You mumble 'ello' because your mouth is full with food
You shout 'wasapnin gangsta' and do a nodding gesture with your head
You say 'wasapnin bro yes yes my man'
It is recession and your dad is making just enough money to get by, what do you do to help
You want to help but you cant resist the temptation and eat all the food in the kitchen
You go to 'The Bronx' and try to convince someone that the bag of dried fenugreek leaves in your hand is actually 'good quality weed' and try to sell it to them for a ridiculous price
You tell some of your female friends that you have a 'job' for them on thornton road and that you are their manager i.e their 'pimp'
You are invited to a wedding, your sister tells you to dress like a girl, you...
Take no notice because you are too busy eating
You say 'yo listen you crank, i aint having no one tellin me what to do, dont you know who i am? Im zenab me, living the thug life, tupac kinda shit'
You straighten your hair and wear some lipgloss and very wrongly think you now look like a female
Some one at school gets sick of your blabber mouth and decides they dont want to be friends with you anymore, what do you do
You decide to have them a food fight but then get distracted because you decide to try and catch all the flying food in your mouth
You go up to them and say 'listen you, you got beef with me come and say it to my face i'll f***in sort you out! dont you know who i am? im zenab me living the thug life, tupac style'
You tell them that you are going to rape them