if you get 100% in this quiz i willpay you £2,000

DO IT, OR A DEAD WHALE WILL KILL YOU !!!, AND IF YOUR A BRAINY FUCK,ULL GET £2000 :P

1 Sausage, Bacon or Anal Sex ?? o.O
2 Gay,Straight or Pudding ??
3 Jesus,Jebus or Cheezus ??
4 WHYY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT ???
5 LOL okay popular quiz