How Fascist are you?
Find out how far down the path of fascistness you are.
When you see someone saluting you:
Think: "He must be saluting me!"
Start saluting yourself
Walk past and pretend not to see him
Have a primordial instinct to strangle him/her
When someone in authority orders you to do something,
I'm the only one in authority, only I can give orders!
You bow down and say: "I will obey, oh leader"
You say: "I will obey only if you ask nicely"
No one has authority over anyone
At school at assembly you:
Stand with all your pride, sing with all your voice and barely resist an urge to do the Roman Salute when the headmaster walks in.
You are happy to show your respect for the teachers by being the first to stand when they walk in.
Do your duty as a citizen of the school and you stand and sing.
You feel dishonoured every time you have to stand and you only pretend to sing.
A war is just when:
All wars are just, by definition.
You are fighting for the greater glory of your nation.
you are fighting to prevent a greater evil.
No war is just.
Your favourite outfit
Black shirt, army boots and armbands with the logo of your party
Your school uniform
T-shirt and shorts
Hippy clothes with colourful patterns and flowers in your hair
The greatest form of glory is achieved by:
Killing members of inferior races in battle.
Honouring your country and leader
Honouring your family
Serving your neighbour
Your favourite music:
You think the country should be ruled by:
A strong, charismatic leader who, once he gets the power, he never gives it away.
A born leader