Is you cat plotting to kill you?

You laugh now, but i'll be laughing when you are DEAD!!!

1 How often does your cat give you the evil eye?
2 Has your cat ever killed a small animal and left it out for you?
3 Does your cat paw at your face while you sleep?
4 Has your cat ever swatted your leg as you walked by?
5 Choose the option that best describes your cat:
6 Have you noticed your cat being unusually friendly lately?
7 Does your cat typically stay up at night?
8 Do you often get the feeling your cat is studying you very closely?
9 Does your cat ever "knead" on you? (pushing with their paws)?
10 If you open the door and see you cat there, his reaction is to: