Is you cat plotting to kill you?
You laugh now, but i'll be laughing when you are DEAD!!!
How often does your cat give you the evil eye?
A few times a week
A few times a month
Has your cat ever killed a small animal and left it out for you?
Does your cat paw at your face while you sleep?
Has your cat ever swatted your leg as you walked by?
Choose the option that best describes your cat:
Very, very evil (we're talking the ghengis khan of cats, here)
Just plain evil
Not evil at all, my kitty is a saint
Have you noticed your cat being unusually friendly lately?
Does your cat typically stay up at night?
Yes, I think my kitty is waiting for me to sleep in order to strike.
No, we're on a similar sleep schedule.
Do you often get the feeling your cat is studying you very closely?
Does your cat ever "knead" on you? (pushing with their paws)?
If you open the door and see you cat there, his reaction is to:
A) Stand perfectly still and not break your eye contact
B) Run away
C)Run into you room and hide under you bed.