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1 There's a rabbid cat outside on your backyard, you...
2 There's no milk left and you're having cereal for breakfast, but you've already pured in the cereal, what do you do?
3 It's science class, and you accidently set off the fire alarm by mixing random stuff in, the teacher asks you to explain, you say:
4 Booo!!!!
5 You peed in the juice aisle of the supermarket, what do you do?
6 You wake up one night and find an evil monkey (or Brooke Allen if you know her) sitting on your bed, you:
7 Which of these is true?
8 It's halloween, and you decide to dress up as: