How much of a retard are you??
Find out how retarded you are!!
There is a knock at the door. What do you do?
Wait until the person goes away
Answer it politely
You are given a real life sumo. What do you do?
Look at his willy
Ask politely for him to go away
You decide to change your name. What do you change it to?
You find yourself in a cosmetics store. Which is the first item you pick up?
Lube (mmm.... tasty)
You have to choose a religion. Which do you choose?
You decide to sign up for a porn website. Which category do you go to?
A quick look at em all
None, you are disgusted
Who is your favorite celebrity?
You are allowed one free item from a massive shopping mall. Which do you choose?
A Team America DVD