How much of a retard are you??

Find out how retarded you are!!

1 There is a knock at the door. What do you do?
2 You are given a real life sumo. What do you do?
3 You decide to change your name. What do you change it to?
4 You find yourself in a cosmetics store. Which is the first item you pick up?
5 You have to choose a religion. Which do you choose?
6 You decide to sign up for a porn website. Which category do you go to?
7 Who is your favorite celebrity?
8 You are allowed one free item from a massive shopping mall. Which do you choose?