If you were a person what type would you be?

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1 what is the answer to 2+2?
2 Why did the chicken cross the road?
3 What vehical do you drive in durring a hurricane?
4 Theres a smart blonde,king kong, santa,godzilla falling off a building. Which one hits the floor first?
5 theres 12 apples and you take 4 how many do you have left?
6 moses takes how many years to make the ark?
7 who made the book green spots on the wall?