what footballer are you?
its a quiz about what fooballer you are like
the ball comes to you but another player is in a better postion then you are. you...
take the shot i can score from any wear
play it to the other player, push off your marker and head in his cross
nutmeg your marker and play a 1-2 before smashing it in top corner
pass and think "why am i up here?" and then retern to your fellow defenders
pass and call for the ball on the eadge of the box and slam a volly into the net
you get the ball on the half way line. you...
take on every one in your way and skill pass them. stop. gell your hair. then hit it past the keeper
pass it. the get in the box and head it past the keeper
pass it then recieve it and cross it in for the striker to score it
boot it upfeild to your strikers.
do a 1-2 with your winger then blast it from the edge of the box and score a screamer
its half time. your losing 1-0 and your in the dressing room you...
gell my hair. make sure the best player in the world looks good
i sort out my tac tics with my fellow strike partner. he'll speed pst defenders and i'll knock um down
i sit there quitely and think i should try more skill or pass more often
i think who im marking. what there strengths and weakness's are and to get in more tackles
i gee up the players. i get the blood flowing so that when we get on that pitch we are mentally ready to rip them apart
your manager keeps benching you. you go to his office and say...
" boss why you keep benching me? im the best player in the world i should be out there scoring goals not warming benches!"
you ask him whats up with you getting benched? the manager replys that he is trying new stratigys and they include speed and skill rather then brute strength but things are back to normal next match
you ask him whats up? he says hes resting you so your fresh for the big derby next match after all he said you are his best player. you are flattered by his comments.
you say " boss why am i being benched?" he says "i think your getting to many yellow cards and calm down on the rash tackles" so you keep your cool in defence next game
your not to bothered. just as long as the young'uns get to play you dont mind. after all your the captain. they look up to you
the oposition score in the last minutes of the match and your team gets a BIG penalty apeal ignored. you lose the game you...
cry like a baby.
say "its a f****** disgrace" on live tv
suck it up theres alway next year.
your annoyed with the ref and you let him know that in the interveiw afer the game
you are angry but you dont go anything rash. your the captain you cant do that. youve got a responsibillity
you get kicked in box you...
it wasnt a kick he just sneezed near me and i go down like a sack o' bricks
get up and square up to him. your big and strong so you no he wont do it again
get up and slot the in penalty
apeal for it and let the striker take it
get up and take it like a man. and hammer the penalty into the net.
fast, skillfull winger
a big, strong striker
a small, skillful attacker
a tall, bruital defender
a respected, pasionate midfeilder
a striker is about to take a shot at your open goal you...
pft you stop it. your a defender.
tackle him. recieve the ball then brush aside any defender that comes near and score
try to header the ball away from goal but your to small
dive in front of it. i need to help out the keeper.
risk life and limb and take a ball to the ribs. i'll do anything for my team
your 1-on-1 with the keeper you...
rainbow flick it over him before stopping it on the line and get on all fours and slowly roll it with your head into the net
hit it as hard as i can. if i miss i can just shove the defender over and score the rebound
slot it threw his legs
why would i be 1-on-1? im a defender
hit it as hard as i can and celebrate by kissing your club badge on your shirt