What hockey player are you?
Find out what hockey player you most resemble
When you step on the ice your main role is to?
dummie everyone you see
dangle everyone and pot a few in the net
injure as many players as possible, maybe even a few fans
intimidate and blast a few howies a the net
just waste some time till the good players r ready to go back on
Your favorite pre-game meal is?
chicken and pasta
some crazy european shit
black mens giant wangs
when people recognize you in the street they?
send you to the cotton field
ask for your autograph and bask in your ominous presence
ask hows the weather up there
boo and curse at you
Your one on one with a defender you?
forget about the puck and just dummie them
dangle and put one top cheese
rage out and try to beat them with your hockey stick
just wind up the cannon and unload a bullet
try to dangle but fail horribly and end up looking like a chump
post game interview the announcer ask you what your doing after the game, you say?
going to eat some chicken and waffles
going to pick up some playboy models and taking them back to your place
going to jail
Chyslav romanisky hubrasy hickry????
i like hokcey is fun (WTF IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE QUESTION)
You will go down in hockey history as?
a great fighter and bruiser
the best ever to play
the dirtiest player in history
the huge giant who had a cannon
no one will remember you