Which Autobot are you?
Autbots are awesome. Therefore, if you are awesome, you are an Autobot.
Don't care for sports
Extreme Underwater Basket-Weaving
Weapon of Choice?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
A really big gun
You're on a camping trip, and you see a bear. What do you do?
Send that bear packing! It must be dangerous!
Be mindful of ther bear as you pass.
Feed it some berries.
Befriend the bear, then run off to Santa Monica to become street musicians.
Keep your distance.
Stay away from that bear!
Some random dude is robbing a woman in a nearby ally!
Send the scumbag to the hospital for internal bleeding.
Shoot him in the face.
Draw the criminal's attention, then subdue him until the police arrive.
Call 911, then defend the robber's victim.
Beat the robber with a sausage link.
Knock him down, then help the lady get away.
Grab the girl, and get out.
How do you deal with an attacker?
Scare the tar out of him with your awesome strength.
Open season, baby!
Use minimal force.
With ninja stuff you learned from playing Mortal Kombat.
Make him forget him own name.
Blind him with your dazzling smile.
How do you get somewhere if you're running late?
Trample all in your path!
Make it up as you go.
Get there however you can, and make sure to let someone know you'll be there if necesary.
Reschedule, if at all possible.
Elephants on unicycles!
Hurry slightly, and use the time to think of an apology.
Race there as quickly as you can, you'll impress them as soon as you arrive.
What do you do to relax?
Eat. A lot.
Go for a walk.
Save money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
Take a bath.