just how strange are YOU?

take this quiz to see if your normal, weird, or just a plain weirdo

1 if someone next to you fell over dead and turned into chocolate you would...
2 youre hands are like that of deli meat
3 you are lost like a peice of letuce on a green pattie, so you do what?
4 chair, foot knee-hole. what does this mean to you?
5 you walk by a group of strange people and you tell them...
6 which one are you?
7 pick one...
8 if a strange man came up to you and said "top load only" you would...