How much does Nigel love you!
I like schnitzel
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood.
About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
if she sell sea shells on the sea shore then what are the earliest signs of swine flu
the patient oinks.
develops a fetish for pork and all pork like substances
eats from a troth
develops a fear of apple sauce
how much does facebook suck recently.
not so much
i want to commit sexual acts on my computer just to make myself more in touch with my intelectual side
what size is you waist?
go eat a cheese burger you skinny fuck
u ever heard of a treadmill
the general theory of relativity as explained by tom hanks using a megaphone with a musical instrument of your choice rammed up his arse
what is the average weight of a male african lion?
why are you asking such a random question you fucking ponse
about the same as pope benedicts head cardinal