What kind of poo are you?

You might be runny, firm, constipatapoo, or dijon mustard.

1 If an Elephant farted and had to poo, what would happen?
2 Poo=n. n x 03983 - (6 x 107)= what?
3 How much poo would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck poo?
4 Poop.
5 If the elephant from question one pooped when he had to fart, what would happen?
6 If you are poop, do you smell?
7 What kind of poo do you think you are?