HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?

YOU CAN FIND OUT YOUR LEVEL OF INSANITY HERE!! STATISTICS SHOW THAT 1 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE ARE HAVING MENTAL PROBLEMS, SO JUST TRY THIS QUIZ AND YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE ONE OUT OF 4 PPL!!! LOL

1 January, February, May, August, .... what's next?
2 You are at a restaurant and some chicken falls on your lap, leaving a stain. What do you do?
3 Your dog is eating crap out of the litterbox, what do you do?
4 Someone has just explained something that is complex. You...
5 Where do you shop for clothes mostly?
6 Your parents announce that you're going on a cruise to Alaska. What do you pack?