How much of a douche bag are you?
This quiz will determine how much of a fag you are.
How often do you use gay little abbreviations and slang when texting, chatting, etc?
Why would I feel the need to use such immature vocabulary as this?
not too much... hardly any at all unless its for time's sake.
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y would it make a difference if u did or didnt...
a little, its just cuz its easier, u know?
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never. thats soo stupid.
on off, when i'm in tha mood.
I don't know. If I do, I don't notice it...
How often do you purposefully try to piss some one off?
Everytime I see some one.
When I feel like it.
Every once in a while.
Why would I do that?
Only when I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
Often, its hilarious!
How loudly do you chew in public?
Very loudly, because I don't care what other people think.
I don't notice how loudly I chew..
Moderately loud, just enough to let people know I'm there.
Chew? I just swallow and move on to the next piece of food.
How gay are you?
Gayer than Sacha Baron Cohen. (Bruno)
A little bit gay. I like men a tiny bit.
ha, hun are you calling meeeeee gay? awe nooo, not me. I'm not gaayyyyy :) :) mmmm.
0% Gay. Homo's are idiots and losers.
I like men .butt. only a lotttttt.
Homosexuality is a sin.
I hate gay people. NO, I am not gay.
How cocky are you?
Cockier than Kanye West.
Less cocky than Haley Joel Osment.
As cocky as Frances Bay.
I'm only cocky when I'm the best. Which I am.
I'm not cocky.
I can be cocky when the right things are placed in my favor.
I'm only cocky when people are jealous of me.
How often do you care and look out for others and strive to help the community?
Always! I love to help!!
Never. Helping the community sucks...
Very often. If its service, count me in!
Very rarely, or only if you forced me to.
I'm not against doing community service but its not something I would do in my spare time.
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Helping is the right thing to do, but thats it.
Its not my JOB to gooooo around and help EVERY freaking person.. wah wah wah. SUCK. IT. UP.
How often do you stand outside and do backflips off trees at lunch to try to show off everyday?
All the time everyday i like to backflip off trees and show off at lunch and backflip off trees at lunch everyday hoping everyone will see me to show off I hope everyone sees mee!!
Look. Its cool and all but.. give it a rest. If your just trying to show off.. do it somewhere else.
If I could do that, I would do it everyday and do backflips off trees at lunch to try to show off everyday.