How Oliver are you?
How awesome are you?
You wake up late for work, and arrive at the train station, just as the train fucking leaves. What the FUCK do you do?
Tie an old lady to the tracks as an act of redemption
Hijack a FUCKING freight train and bulldoze the other train the FUCK out of the way
Sit on a bench and inhale, exhale, containing any imminent rage
Pick a small child up and kick it the FUCK over the hills. Fucking trains
You recieve a text from somebody you like, telling you that they don't like you "In that way". what the SHIT do you do?!
Pick up your fucking phone and throw it at a mother fucking wall!
Text back, pleading. You didn't do anything!
FUCK EM. You never cared about them anyway!
Phone them the fuck up and say "IM THE MOTHER FUCKIN' HULK BITCH"!
The Greeks... Please discuss.
I don't give a FUCK!
I guess they did something.... I don't know what though!
They did a lot for us, and we should indirectly acknowledge their legacy!
The greeks you say? Well... *Pulls out reading glasses*
You are reading a novel, when a FUCKING bird flies past, steals your FUCKING book, takes it to a FUCKING TREE and starts reading the FUCKING ENDING! What the FLYING FUCK DO YOU DO?!
Tear that shit up! Leave not even a feather!
pull out a FUCKING NUKE and nuke that tree to FUCK!
Ah fuckit... I'll go read something else
Untie the old lady from the train tracks and throw her the FUCK at the bird!
An Aussie approaches you, and begins to explain to you, that Football, is infact called Soccer. What the FUCK do you do?!
pray that his crops will fail that following year.
Grab a football and shove it the FUCK down his throat!
start a heated, yet peaceful debate, with supporting fact for both arguments.
Admit defeat, and call Football, Soccer from thereforward
You are in a sinking ship with an Aussie and a Swede. The ship will float if one person leave the boat. If nobody leaves however, you all die a horrible death. What the FUCK do you do?
Jump in to save the others! Kindness goes a long way!
Throw the Aussie the FUCK in the water and explain to the Swede that you are the captain of the ship!
Throw the swede in and decide who is captain, over a friendly surfing competition.
Throw them both the FUCK in the water and NUKE that shit! The only wave they'll be surfing today, is a FUCKING NUCLEAR BLAST WAVE BITCH!
Music is best when..?
It's FUCKING LOUD! Ears bleeding, screaming, banging and shit!
It has a nice medody and lovely lyrics.
it is being played in a faggy nightclub in Oslo. That shit is LOUD but the place is full of fags,
It's LOUD, yet melodic. The lyrics actually mean shit and it's good enough to get up and jam to!