Would you win Santa in a fight??

go on deck the silly old sod hes only works 1 day a year dole head!!!!

1 wot would you do if you heard a bang on ur roof?
2 Would you visit santas grotto?
3 what do you leave out for santa on xmas eve?
4 what would you like santa to bring you for xmas?
5 What would santa like for xmas?