What do you smell like?
Wood? Apples? Grass? Plastic? Beer? Rubber? Poo? What do YOU smell like?
Do you like to eat food when you're not hungry?
Are you 30+
What do you do in your spare time?
Chat to friends because I have so many of them
Anything I want to
I can't do much right now, I'm a vegetable
Nothing, I'm too cool
I like cats
A man walks past you in the street, do you smell him?
Of course I do
Nahhh, I'm too awesome
What idiot would miss this? I'll smell him!
No, but he can smell me
I still like cats
Would you call yourself "clean"?
Not at all
Clean? That sounds like hard work to me