How many people can you kill with stupidness?

Will you start a neauclear armaggedon accadently? Drive over santa with a cement truck? Mabey hit Obama with a rubber chicken? How (insert stupid/evil here) are you!

1 You wake up, what do you do?
2 After you get there what do you do?
3 After accomplishing that.
4 After that...
5 Death of...