impossibility quizular strangety

caneth thou comprehend such strangeties as this quiz doth hold?

1 a fluffy bunny bites you. what disease do you get?
2 i bite you. do you get a disease? if so, what disease?
3 an apple falls on your head. what do you say?
4 tralalalala...
5 what does the words "you are a retard" mean?