how ready are u to have a child?
a fact based quiz just for fun
its 7am alarm clock goes off you
switch it off can not be bothered with early calls
you are already up hey im use to it!!
what alarm clock!!!
ok 5 more mins
its the weekend go away
your child is screaming how do you calm them down?
walk away pretending your not with them
surrender to there wants just for some peace
try and calm them by chatting !!
its a school day but its wet do you
make them walk
give them money for the bus
phone school saying there sick!
who cares rain is water they shower they get wet
whats your favourite meal
beans on toast
food!! abeer please
i dont eat
its there birthday you
send a card
give them a pressie and card
dont forget but do all above birthdays are the best
2 kids are arguing you
listen in bemusement
you try settling it after all they are friends
you just ignore it
kids are kids! im here to support them both
whateva im busy being me!!
to adults fighting child watching very upset you
tell the adults to grow up!
try and calm the child
you must be joking im not getting involved!!
its raining and ur all bored!
well lets stay in bed
have a dvd day n munchies
go to the park n jump in puddles!!!
its england what you expect!!!!
cupboards empty and kids friends come round for tea!
pile them into car take them shopping!!
tell them to all go home
a child is running a high temperature you..
tell there parents
call a dr
dab them down with cool cloth and phone gp
wrap them up they are ill!