What kind of idiot are you??
What kind of idiot are you?mmm fun
So you wake up, what will you do today?
You buy two for one....its cheaper!
You're so hungover you don't wake up till tomorrow
Maz...for hours and hours
Well I'm going out for lunch with some old friends, this delightful cafe out in *, have you heard of it?delicious!
Poo, live, poo, be happy, eat poo poo sex and poo
Glamour up and get the form
What do you like to read?
Catalogues.Vietnamese paper.I like station music.
Facebook party invites.Beat.Inpress.3rd class.reviews online of bands
mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy sexy books erotic sex anal beads
Stephanie alexander cookbooks....front to back. Epicure. Connosewer
Books on sanitation, books on shit, the back of the toilet paper bag
You're sitting somewhere.What does the person that comes up to you say?
'spare any channngeee'
'hey man where is the party?'
'this is how wet you make me' (drinks cup of own discharge)
mmmmmm this trifle is moorish. i'll have double hollindase, or triple, oh i shouldn't.mmmmm
Um.You've been on the toilet a while now, I'm busting, what are you doing in there?!
not now bitch i've got to go to the tab.20 on blue velvet.
What's your favourite movie?
debbie does dalls, deepthroat
Chocolat, Jamie oliver, Nigela - oh i love nigela!
How do you get home?
sydnahm line.is busy.
taxi.nah you don't come home, you stay at your new 'friends' pass out in their bed....or you fixie ride it home
You just use two fingers
My 4WD.I can barely move from eating
I go down the sewers and row
I try catch the train but I get kicked off for vomiting! arseholes...haha
What's your favourite food?
beer, fun party drugs, chips and dip, a wheel of cheese from a party...
i know what i want to eat for breakfast...
butter.hollandaise.trifle.cakes.scones.veal.creamy dressings.mocha.coffee.chocolate.ice cream. the finest quality german chocolates.devine slithers of pork.turduken.juicy tender steaks.burgers.delicious little quiches.frittata.pies.chicken foccacias.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
champagne and chicken for breaky! wwweeee heee
So...where do I find you hot stuff?
on the toilet