Which Member of the Courtyard Crew Are You?
I think the title explained itself.
Some guy comes up to you in the street and asks you for a dollar. What do you do?
Give him the dollar and run away.
Give him a dollar and a hug, then tell him he looks nice.
Say you don't have any money on you, but then end up talking for another 5 minutes.
Throw it at him and run.
You don't have any, you spent it on pot.
You give it to him and have a polite conversation with him.
You give it to him, smile, and walk off.
You give it to him, and shake his hand.
You apologise for not having any, then 50 metres away chuck a dollar into a bush.
You show it to him, and then kick it into a sewer.
You see a nice piece of clothing in a store, but you don't have the money.
You do have the money. You work at Farmer Jacks.
You try to shoplift it, and the encounter ends violently as you crash tackle the cashier in a desperate attempt to get it back to the shelf it came from.
Shoplift it, and don't wear it for a year in case you get caught.
You fuckin tear that shit up.
You steal it.
You mooch off your friends until you have enough.
You take it, but panic and lose it, and get caught.
You don't do it. That's not how the Head Boy should behave.
You shoplift it in your backpack, and run really fast away from the store.
You stick it in someone else's backpack in case a beeper goes off.
You're hungry. What do you do?
Buy some food. You're loaded because you work at Farmer Jacks.
Smile at someone with food til they give you some.
Make someone get you some.
Steal the food.
Go home and smoke some pot.
Get your girlfriend to go and get some, and then sulk for an hour when she refuses.
Get your boyfriend to go get some. He'll get it.
Buy it. It's the head boy thing to do.
Scrounge off someone and go buy it.
Share with your friends.
Someone starts hitting on your boyfriend/girlfriend/person you like.
Badmouth behind their back.
Make your love interest think the other person is shit.
Go home and get high. It makes things look better.
Punch them in the face.
Accept it and move on. Head Boy would not be so aggresive.
Fuck them up.
Get pissed off, and then bitch to everyone you know until someone goes and fucks them up.
You hear a rumour that someone likes you.
Noone likes you.
Thrust at them
Smoke some pot.
Don't care. You love your girlfriend too much.
Think about it, but you have a boyfriend already.
Make them feel nice. You're meant to behave like a head boy.
Like them back straight away.
Cockblock anyone else in the way.
It's the zombie apocalypse! What do you do?
Get shot in the face with your own gun.
Get killed in the first few seconds because you tried to hug you ex, the lesbian zombie.
Tag along with someone else.
Enact yours and fuck it up.
Smoke some pot. Death will be less painful now...
Realise your plan isn't going to work and get eaten by zombies trying to save your girlfriend.
Get eaten in your sleep.
Be nice to the zombies, and save everyone. It's what a Head Boy would do.
FUCK UP SOME ZOMBIES WITH A SHOTGUN
Shaun of the Dead plan.