How much of Chuck Norris are you?
Find out how chuck you are. (free chin-fists.)
What does Chuck Norris have under his beard?
A chin.. duh!
A fist or pwn't.
Does Chuck Norris go to sleep?
Of course, everyone does.
No. He waits.
If you and Chuck Norris has $5, who has more money?
No one. It's all the same.
Chuck does. He always has more than you.
Does Chuck Norris play God?
Yeah, 'cause he's beast like that.
No, playing God is for silly kids.
The chinese name " 臥虎藏龍查，隱藏諾里斯。" means what?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris.
Did Chuck Norris sell is urine as an energy drink?
No! That's SICK!
Yeah, it's called Red Bull.
Do you think Chuck Norris is watching you write now?
No, only my dad is next to me.
Yes, Chuck Norris sees all.