How funny are you?

Have you have wondered how truly funny you are? Well come find out! Answer a few simple questions and find out if you really make your friends laugh or if they are just faking.

1 You make your friends laugh how often.
2 Your jokes sink like a rock how often?
3 You see a rabid dog running at you. what do you do?
4 You see a cop put his siren on just to speed to a dunken donuts. you...
5 Have you ever made milk come out of a persons nose?
6 You do what in your free time?
7 this quiz was...?